Hey Folks,
Just a quick couple of words about me and this site. My name is Phil and I'm from Iowa. I've never shucked corn, tipped cows or handled a buffalo chip. But, I'm from a town of 200 people, can distinguish horse, cow and pig feces by smell and until recently referred to soda as 'pop'.

I live in Las Vegas. I don't gamble, I don't drink and I don't like partying.
I do like strip clubs, buffets and $.99 All-You-Can-Eat pancakes at 3:00 AM.

I'm an easy-going fan of all sorts of fantasy and sci-fi odds and ends. My musical tastes vary quite a bit. At the moment I have in my car: Meatloaf, The Cranberries, Smashing Pumpkins, Yanni, Beethoven, the soundtracks to Legends of the Fall, Dances with Wolves and Labyrinth, Celtic Moods and the entire collected works of Simon & Garfunkel.

For more about what makes me tick, check out MySpace.

ABOUT THIS SITE: I started this site basically to host my own costume images and began reading HTML tutorials. Quickly I realized the potential that this site represented for making fun of my friends and getting any and all weird ideas out in the open, so that explains that. There's a lot of pop-culture references everywhere, basically anything I enjoyed as a kid will make it on here in some form or another. There's some poopoo, fart and gay jokes sprinkled here and there too. If it strikes me as funny it'll probably end up on here somewhere. I'm writing this site from scratch, so please cut me a little slack if it's not uber-awesome or is difficult to navigate. Just click on the 'contact me' link to let me know what you think. All five of you. And hey, if you're not actually pictured on my site then it's a miracle you're even reading this so be sure to sign the guestbook :)

Thanks,

Phil

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